Take a Supermodel to Work - Kate Upton

Now who wouldn't want to take Kate Upton to work with them? It wouldn't matter how dull or horrendous your job was, as long as she was there, preferably in a bikini holding a cold beer, then you know everything is going to be alright. Or at least bearable.

Intimate pet salon

In the Brazilian town of Belo Horizonte has opened an unusual intimate salon, whose clients are exclusively dogs.

Top 10 Scares

We've saved up quite the collection of scares since last October - everything from clowns on trikes and typical scare pranks to fake proposals and snowman K.O.s. What will come out on top.... watch and find out

Even stormtroopers have to take a crap.

Cartoon Psychiatric Disorders

Those cartoon characters your kids love watching may seem like innocent fun, but behind their wacky personas lies the dysfunctional characteristics of personality disorders. Quick! Ban these insane maniacs before they ruin our children!

The kid from Brooklyn Starbucks

SEVEN FUCKIN DOLLARS? This guy is all kinds of awesome.

Mass UFO Sighting, We’re All Doomed

Happy Friday, make it a good one because the world’s about to get all Independence Day on our asses. First it’ll be the White House then Paris, then some hick in the middle of nowhere and then they’ll come for your children and your pets!!

Thom Yorke Kills Justin Bieber

It's not surprising that Thom Yorke shoots the littlest lesbian. After all, he must be pretty jealous about all the attention Bieber's getting. Thom's tried dancing to pop music to get noticed but it hasn't quite worked. The only option was to kill.

Dog Likes Pepsi

And to top it off he blames it on the cat! What a mean dog.

Monday Morning Dump

Yep, it's that time again. Monday morning. Time for another of our patent pended diabolically delectable dumps. If you don't get at least 75% of your recommended daily allowance of lolz from this then we offer a full moneyback guarantee!